WEEK 9 - INVESTIGATION

[al2955]

the pygmalion. . . ONLINE CAPTAIN'S LOG: WEEK (9)

friday (?) survivors Friday comes, and with it, another alarm. At 2:30am, a rather mellow song starts up. You might be able to avoid it, up until the mid-way point, where the noise suddenly sets in, as the performer promises at the beginning. Tentatively, you leave your safe haven. taken list profiles setting rulebook ENTER COMMAND_

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2:15 AM

[al2955]

[Sorry to all of you looking forward to a nice night of undisturbed sleep before murder happens, because it's about to get rough.

A little after 2AM, the thunderous sound of an explosion going off on the lower floor booms through the ship, far more than loud enough to startle even the deepest sleepers awake. As if that wasn't enough, the force is so strong that the floor of every bedroom trembles with the impact like a minor earthquake. About half a minute later, another explosion can be heard, though the sound isn't quite the same; this one's a sharp crack rather than a deep boom. It's also not as loud as the first and won't shake the floors again. ]

not here

[douchemag]

[okay well he's just going to slam his door open after having literally fallen out of bed]

You ASSHOLE! It's two in the morning - go the fuck to sleep!

[SLAMMING THE DOOR BACK SHUT. Fuck you guys, he's not getting up for this shit.]

[toprotecttheworld]

SOMEONE IS GOING TO PAY FOR THAT!

[And, of course, out of room #37 comes Jessie. She's wearing a Pikachu onesie because Alice hates her and her lifestyle, apparently.]

Who interrupted my beauty sleep!? Everyone, get moving!

[But you know, her room is awfully close to the elevator, so she's going to stomp over to it. Who the fuck is coming with her.]

[antagonize]

[Well. This sure is a thing that's happening.

Jason is clad in nothing but his pajamas, a hoodie and a pair of socks. There's a shiny new eyepatch awkwardly tied around his head, and he seems to be shoving a walkie talkie into his pocket, almost like he just finished using it. The lightsaber hilt will be clutched in his other hand as he approaches the elevator, wary.]

Quiet down. There's already enough noise as it is. [STOP THIS, JESSIE??? Anyway—] Is the elevator stable? That was a big fucking boom, if you ask me.

[socloverit]

[speaking of idiots in pajamas with laser weapons: Clover, in a really big sweater, carrying the laser scythe, now here and looking tired and way less surprised than a person should about this kind of thing?? she's still waking up]

Aren't you supposed to use the stairs in an emergency? [there aren't any stairs. she hasn't had her coffee yet]

[toprotecttheworld]

[Jason and Clover are her company, huh? Both are well-equipped, it seems, so she shakes her head as a sleepy Arbok slithers closer to the elevator doors.]

Arbok! You stay with Todomatsu.

[And, as soon as Jason and Clover are close to the elevator, well. There's really only one way to do this.

She shoves both of them in.]

This is no time to be asking that! Alice! We're going down!

[And in they go???]

[muties]

[ w h y ]

A'right, I'm up. I'm up.

[ leans against a wall. falls back asleep. she is not up. ]

airlock, 2:20am ig??

[refactor]

[ So after Jason yelling at him over the walkie-talkie, Jack is also heading out of his room, but of course, he's muttering (probably where Jason can hear it): ]

Kinda heard the goddamn explosion, dickhole. You ever heard screeching interference over these things? God...

[ It seems like Jack might have just woken up, but no, he just probably had his eardrums burst, so he's grumpy. ANYWAYS. He's going to head to the airlock, but before opening that sucker up, let's check it out. Jack is definitely the resident airlock expert, having murdered many, many people with them. Naturally. Considering the explosion, however, he's going to be fairly cautious and first make sure he's not going to be like, vented into space or something. ]

[chiseler]

[Anybody who can go to sleep after that explosion is a better man than Luke is. He'd checked out some things before heading down and without even thinking he follows after Jack to the airlock, coming up behind him to also glance around. There sure was blood leading here so that's something.]

So. There goes the chapel theory. [Hey Jack.] What've we got here…?

[todorable]

...Did somebody leave?

[okay, maybe it's not the most helpful comment, but considering the hour you can't really expect people firing on all cylinders, can you??]

I thought the airlock didn't work.

[al2955]

[ The airlock, in fact, doesn't work, but that didn't stop someone from having a fun time in it nevertheless. As soon as the airlock is opened, it's clear to see a big lump lying right at the entrance, lying on its back. The form is feminine, and it doesn't take closer inspection to realize she's pretty young.

Want to take a closer look? ]

BODY ANNOUNCEMENT - 2:19 AM

[al2955]

[Everyone's datapads suddenly begin vibrating and emitting a loud and harsh beeping sound at once. AL-2955's voice echoes throughout the ship.]

A body has been found. The investigation has begun.

BODY ANNOUNCEMENT - 2:21 AM

[al2955]

[Everyone's datapads suddenly begin vibrating and emitting a loud and harsh beeping sound at once. AL-2955's voice echoes throughout the ship.]

A body has been found. The investigation has begun.

recreation room

[monsieurchatastrophe]

[since the explosions and bodies are all happening close by and I'm pretending he DOESNT YET KNOW ALL HIS TEEN CHARGES ARE DEAD OR TERRIBLE, chat is going to check out the recreation room. is there anything there. are the lights on. who cares. who cares he is the worst parent. his dad would've done a better job. I hate you guys]

[baptizer]

[ How was anyone going to sleep? She thinks she was quick getting up but, Elizabeth is following the damn commotion but ultimately is too late - Chat catches her attention outside of the recreation room. ]

Is there someone in there?

[ IGNORE HER NIGHT GOWN... she woke up like this. ]

[al2955]

[Doesn't look like anything's out of place in the rec room.]

[monsieurchatastrophe]

No, everything looks normal. [he gives a glance back to Liz and the occupied death chambers] I'm going to check some other places out, but...[he hesitates] Well, I guess you're free to come with if you want.

garbage disposal - 2:30

[antietam]

[ He's still in his pajamas but he's gonna shuffle to the garbage disposal and check if there's anything off about the incinerator. ]

[al2955]

[ It's quite warm in the incinerator still, hinting at it recently being used. Nearby are some scraps of unremarkable fabric. It's hard to tell what they once were a part of. ]

[antietam]

[ Adam will pick up a scrap to feel it. What kind of fabric is it? Any color?

And are there any ashes in the incinerator? ]

[al2955]

[The fabric's too burnt to tell the color or type of fabric, but it's soft enough that it seems like it may be from some sort of clothing.

There's a pile of ashes in the incinerator from where he found the fabric - it looks like it's the same source.]

chapel 2:25am

[muties]

[ once the two body announcements re-awaken her roxy will go look at. places. as one does. has anyone gotten around to offending jesus yet. ]

[al2955]

[ Jesus is a happier than a Canadian slathered in maple syrup, because the chapel is untouched. Everything is in its rite place. ]

biology laboratory 2:25

[tevinteriscoming]

[Dorian was out with Adrien and Marinette, but now he's free to escape. His first act as a man freed from his straight baby jailers is to check out the biology laboratory. Anything amiss here?]

[al2955]

[ Only thing amiss here is that the best specimen in the room is clothed. How will we get to see that sweet, sweet ass if you insist on wearing pants, Dorian

In other words: No, nothing unusual here. ]