WEEK 9 - INVESTIGATION

[al2955]

the pygmalion. . . ONLINE CAPTAIN'S LOG: WEEK (9)

friday (?) survivors Friday comes, and with it, another alarm. At 2:30am, a rather mellow song starts up. You might be able to avoid it, up until the mid-way point, where the noise suddenly sets in, as the performer promises at the beginning. Tentatively, you leave your safe haven. taken list profiles setting rulebook ENTER COMMAND_

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[al2955]

[It takes a few false starts, but the gravity finally goes back to normal and all the body parts and blood rain down from the air to land on the floor.

As does Jason. Enjoy that 40-foot drop.]

[antagonize]

[Throughout all of this, Jason can't do much but watch. He's rolling his eyes when Judar tumbles into the room, wiggling his leg in an attempt to untangle the entrails, and then— wait. Shit. Fuck.]

Hold up! Don't mess around with the console unless you know what you're doi—!

[Too late. He doesn't get to finish that sentence before he's plummeting down, surrounded by blood, body parts, and several miscellaneous items that should not be in a zero gravity room. He's also headed straight towards Judar.

Rest in fucking pieces, space magi.]

[chiseler]

[...welp.

That happened. He's going to idly stare at the pile of limbs known as Jasdar before tentatively stepping into the room.]

O...kay. Who's up for the world's hardest jigsaw puzzle? [There are parts everywhere and it is not a good time to do this. But where's Machias's head? Luke's...going to go look for that, bye.]

[refactor]

Nice.

[ Jack is absolutely still laughing when he wanders in, because there's nothing about this evening that he doesn't like, honestly. This is like prime entertainment in his neck of the galaxy, and also, Hyperion is full of terrible people. So. ]

But please, hardest? This won't be that bad! I mean, sure, the guy's all over the friggin' place but. Body part's a body part. No big deal.

[ He'll go look for the torso, or at least the biggest piece of it to start. Those are pretty easy to identify because of the ribs, right... ]

[al2955]

[Machias' head is somewhere in a corner of the room. It's been completely detached from the rest of the body, with the remainder of the neck heavily scorched and embedded with shrapnel.

There surprisingly aren't that many body parts - while the limbs and lower half of the torso have been more or less blown off, the explosion didn't disintegrate them or anything so they're pretty large chunks. Jack will find the upper half of the torso and neck in the middle of the room. Like the head, it's been scorched by the explosion and embedded with shrapnel, but there's also a large bleeding wound on the shoulder.

That's about all the time they'll have though before the robots come in.]

[chiseler]

[Yeah he has about handful of minutes to find the head and he has So Many Regrets about looking for this, considering his foot probably finds it first without meaning to and he glances down. Please have your eyes closed, Machias, this is weird. But the nice ring of shrapnel is enough of a clue and he shakes his head even as the robots come in.]

So much for being straight-forward. [He'll properly flip out later because this is gruesome but you know. Not much else they can do. Thanks, Pygmalion.]

[al2955]

[As they leave, they may notice a smear of blood on the door handle inside the room.]

[douchemag]

You get down here if you're gonna be so--!

[And then he actually looks up to see 200+ pounds of teenage boy hurtling down towards him. Judar has just enough time to regret every single one of his life choices that has led him up to this point, starting from getting out of bed at all and moving on from there, before--

Bam. Flat on the ground. Rest in fucking pieces, asshole.]

[socloverit]

[everything happens so much

but okay Clover has to run over and make sure her like LAST LIVING FRIEND is still ALIVE??? and Jason too she guesses but okay hands being offered to help these idiots up because she isn't dealing with Machias pieces]

Are you guys okay?!