WEEK 6

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the pygmalion. . . ONLINE CAPTAIN'S LOG: WEEK (6)

monday - thursday (31) survivors Sunday's trial was only mere hours ago, but you find yourself faced with a new week on The Pygmalion. When you awaken, you will find the ship restored to its previous state, all areas interfered with during the murder looking mostly the same as they did before. Along with this, it appears there are new areas opened on the ship. It seems you have more exploring to do. The robot in the cafeteria has prepared another breakfast of various foods. (OOC: Please submit your murder proposals by 9 PM EST Tuesday.) taken list profiles private conversations setting rulebook murder proposals ENTER COMMAND_

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WEDNESDAY the best joint toplevel

[parodeity]

[ so you’re in the cafeteria because you want to eat or just hang or something and - whoa okay what’s happening at that table, over there. It seems like someone has taken it over. Two someones, even. If you take a closer look, you will find Judar and Dave and a shitton of art supplies they apparently appropriated for some reason.

Ok no there’s a sign on the front of the table that explains their purpose. Apparently you can trade them Furry Passing furniture for...art? The sign reads THREE FURRY PASSING FURNITURE = ONE MASTERPIECE OF YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE. It looks like there’s already two incredible samples of their work.

Why would you make this decision. If you attempt not to make this decision, however, you’ll be stopped by the pair actually speaking to you instead of drawing more terrible art: ]

Whoa, hold up, what’s your hurry? [ dave’s calm voice isn’t really much of an incentive to stay, but come back, ok. ]

Let them go, Shades. They’re clearly just too scared to see their worst nightmare come to life in our artwork. [ Judar, meanwhile, puts as much mocking derision in his tone as possible let him draw you shitty art please. ]

[bloodbiter]

[why this. somebody rescue her.

when they address her as she attempts to leave, though, she speaks in a fairly deadpan voice:]

It is... not the type of artwork I have an interest in, to be entirely honest.

[how to insult someone while making it sound like you aren't intending to insult them: a novel by adelina.]

[parodeity]

C'mon, Addie, don't be like that. [ the best way to make a nightmare seem less real is to...make fun out of it.

or just to make fun of the concept. that's dave's opinion, even though judar is team rocketing it up over there. ]

You wouldn't really deprive us of a little fun, right? For you, we'll do a special discount work.

[bloodbiter]

[a small smile, just for him.]

A discount? Unfortunately, I seem to be entirely devoid of any method of payment. What a pity.

[douchemag]

[Judar absolutely thinks this is a hilarious dick move towards everyone instead of actually kind of a nice thing to do to try to make the nightmares more lighthearted. Shh, no one tell him.]

We will? [He gives Dave an incredulous look, but his desire for 1. more Furry Passing furniture and 2. drawing shitty art overrides his immediate asshole reaction.] Fine, I guess. Not that I think a stick-up-the-mud who clearly doesn't know how to have any fun would appreciate our hard work anyway.

[aww yeah breaking out the reverse psychology now]

[bloodbiter]

[a small sigh. by now she's used to modern phrases flying over her head, but all the same.]

I assume a stick in the mud means someone a stern or sensible person? [curse your jargon.] I must say that it doesn't look too difficult.

dave > judar > addie

[parodeity]

That or boring, usually. [ sorry, addie, but he figures she'd want the actual meaning? ]

And hey, if you think you can out-art us...well, that sounds like a challenge.

[todorable]

...So is it that your art's so bad it'll become your worst nightmare or am I reading it wrong?

[tbh he looks amused by the whole thing but why wouldn't you make jerky comments when given the choice?]

totty > dave > judar

[parodeity]

Definitely readin' it wrong. We're makin' everyone face their worst fears.

[ or that's

how he sold it to judar maybe...

really dave's just dicking around and trying to lighten the mood... ]

[douchemag]

Exactly! Get ready to be haunted for eternity and fall into despair!

[also they really want FP furniture]

[todorable]

Sure, sure, except how I'm not afraid of ghosts. But okay, I'm game. Talk me through these samples, how does this work?

[parodeity]

You give us furniture, we let you experience your deepest darkest nightmare fear in technicolor. Literally, we have technicolor crayons here.

[ or: dave and judar draw you shitty art for video game furniture, and you probably laugh. ]

[monsieurchatastrophe]

[adrien doesn't try to run away, though he is spending a long time looking at the sample for Dave and Judar's worst fears as he tries to interpret them]

Are you... afraid of snot and princesses?

[nailed it.]

[parodeity]

Nah, man, I'm a nerd and Judar's an all lovin' princess.

[ that's different from a regular princess? ]

Are you ready to take the plunge? I have a special one for you.

[douchemag]

[shuddering] I don't mind being a princess, but it's the first part's that's truly terrifying. [so yes very different!!]

[monsieurchatastrophe]

Right. Love sure is terrifying.

[@ judar you are the strangest person in the universe, but y'know what he'll take that drawing plunge]

You know what they say about curiosity and cats... So, is it three pieces each? I've got some extra furniture.

[he has. been playing furry crossing a lot.]

[parodeity]

It's def three pieces each.

[ they actually didn't discuss that but WHATEVER, MORE FURNITURE = GOOD ]

Prepare to face your worst nightmares, dude. Because I know you super well.

[ yes. that's right. prepare to face...

monsieur labrador ]

[muties]

Well shit, how can anyone turn down such a fanfuckintastic deal?

[ she would have given u two All her furniture for shitty art. but really she shouldn't even give you three pieces?? yikes. give her a family discount, david. ]

[parodeity]

You can't, Mom, it's physically impossible to say no to art this radical.

[ no mom you don't get it he needs the Full Sets ]

[douchemag]

Right? We could have jacked the price up, but we decided to keep it this low out of the kindness of our hearts.

[alas he has no idea whatsoever what Roxy's worst nightmare would be even as a joke...he'll have to let Dave take the reins on this one]

[muties]

What saints you two are. I'm sure everyone appreciates it.

[ no one appreciates it, they have only this one fan. ]

You two should, like. Make a mural sometime. To showcase your talents for everyone to look at, every day.

[parodeity]

[ roxy??????????

roxy no ]

...Fuck yes.

[ dave looks like enlightenment just happened. ]

[bloodteller]

[ yuno asked for this, probably, in her fluffiest dreams

but she probably hasn't had any of those in a while. actually, yuno very apparently hasn't slept at all for the last few days, and the coffee jitters have her arm shaking as she extends the one strapped with her datapad ]

I have most of the Card series and Sweets series. [ look at all this sweet, sweet furniture, it's all just sitting in her inventory, waiting to be dropped off ] Did you see the picture of me and Yukki last week? I'll give you three pieces from either of those sets a piece if you draw it.

[ any takers........? ]

[missmaladroite]

.....

What are you two doing.

[she's not paying shit for this, also: does she want to know]

[antagonize]

[Things he never asked for: this shitto.]

Oh, please. [Rolling his eyes. Kind of. This would be more effective if he didn't look like crap after 12 cups of coffee and 32 hours without sleep.] Who's to say my worst nightmare isn't watching the two of you try to create a "masterpiece"?

[Besides.................. maybe he sold all of his furniture and resigned his avatar to living as a hobo.]