WEEK 6

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the pygmalion. . . ONLINE CAPTAIN'S LOG: WEEK (6)

monday - thursday (31) survivors Sunday's trial was only mere hours ago, but you find yourself faced with a new week on The Pygmalion. When you awaken, you will find the ship restored to its previous state, all areas interfered with during the murder looking mostly the same as they did before. Along with this, it appears there are new areas opened on the ship. It seems you have more exploring to do. The robot in the cafeteria has prepared another breakfast of various foods. (OOC: Please submit your murder proposals by 9 PM EST Tuesday.) taken list profiles private conversations setting rulebook murder proposals ENTER COMMAND_

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[bloodbiter]

[a small sigh. by now she's used to modern phrases flying over her head, but all the same.]

I assume a stick in the mud means someone a stern or sensible person? [curse your jargon.] I must say that it doesn't look too difficult.

dave > judar > addie

[parodeity]

That or boring, usually. [ sorry, addie, but he figures she'd want the actual meaning? ]

And hey, if you think you can out-art us...well, that sounds like a challenge.

[douchemag]

Boring and totally lame. [He's also from Ye Olde Medieval Times, but he's watched a lot of movies over the past month so he can be up to date with the Cool Kids...not that he still doesn't get a lot of phrases wrong.]

Hah, it's on! If we win, you have to pay us the three furniture pieces. No discount!

[bloodbiter]

I don't have any furniture [because video games are also hard], but I would be willing to wager with you on something else if you have a preference.

[fairly confident she can beat them in an art battle... but also.]

I am hardly boring.

[parodeity]

[ honestly dave is pretty sure anyone can beat them in an art battle unless the quality is like. terrible for the win. ]

She slayed a dragon once. Slew? Slayed. No, slew.

[ dave... ]

A'ight, if you lose our art battle of worst nightmareage, you gotta stand on this table and shout out the swear word of our choice. If you win, we'll shout whatever you want us to shout.

[ that sounds doable. ]

[douchemag]

[wait are you saying this battle isn't over who can draw the shittiest art because wow suddenly Judar regrets everything!!]

Please, slewing a dragon's easy. It's only interesting if you do it for fun.

Hmm...I guess I'm fine with those terms. 'Cause there's no way we're losing!

[bloodbiter]

You must be used to different sorts of dragons if you think it's something easily accomplished.

[normally she would be humble about this, but also it's judar. she makes a Face at dave's terms because impropriety, but she doesn't voice her disapproval this time.]

Very well. What shall the subject be?

[parodeity]

Worst nightmares, same as we're doin'. You can draw ours, we'll draw yours.

[ like. what they think they will be.

...this can only end poorly but dave's lips tick up into a smile. ]

No tellin' specifics, this is also a test of how well we know one another.

[ and/or he just doesn't want to make people rap it out. but he's already beginning to draw something... ]

[douchemag]

Doesn't matter, it still has to be something you do because you want to, not because you have to. Do you even know how to have fun?

[yeah he just won't mention how the dragons in his world are more like people...it's weird]

We already drew each other's, so you can't cheat and copy them! You have to come up with your own thing. [and he's also already starting to draw something]

[bloodbiter]

Of course I know how to have fun.

[angrily scribbles!! her first sketch looks like... adrien looking upset. i'm so sorry dave

pausing for a moment because she isn't certain what to do for judar]

Hm...

[parodeity]

[ dave finishes biker chick addie pretty quickly.

...

neither judar nor addie knows what the fuck a biker chick is, so why did you pick this, dave. ]

[douchemag]

[Meanwhile, Judar grabs every color in the rainbow and starts scribbling industrially. What is he even drawing.

...oh, it's this NSFW piece of artwork.. Why is there a rainbow. Why are there stars. Look don't question his vision okay.]

[bloodbiter]

[why is this the way she is repaid for her purity

THE MOST WOUNDED LOOK AT JUDAR]

That is - incredibly inappropriate!

[why did she expect anything else though. also, she wouldn't know what dave's picture was supposed to be even if she knew what a biker chick is, sorry dave.]

[parodeity]

[ ugh wow his art is totally great and recognizable! ]

Is that Adrien crying? Dude. Also, you still have a chance to get him back, make it a good one.

[ judar, he means. he holds up a fist for judar to fist bump tho because: ]

Nice use of color, bro.

[douchemag]

Ahahaha! It's terrifying, right? You're totally scared! See, I told you we'd bring your worst nightmares to life!

[FISTBUMPING DAVE] Well, I had to pretty it up so we could beat her. Also, if you're not keeping the picture of Adrien crying, I want it.

[bloodbiter]

That is hardly my worst nightmare. It's simply lewd.

[ugh!! she's totally drawing judar in fancy clothes shaking hands with another man in similar attire and writing "productive member of society" above it. clearly his only fear.]

[parodeity]

[ oh my god okay dave has to crack up. ]

Oh my god I want to keep, like, all of these. But yeah we can work out a trade, man.

[douchemag]

Same thing! Horror's still horror.

[Addie made a great choice though because Judar immediately makes a face when he sees her picture.] Ugh, no thanks. I haven't done any of that formal shit in years and I don't plan on going back to it any time soon.

[biggest surprise of the night is that evidently he actually used to not dress like a fucking bellydancer]

[bloodbiter]

Being horrified and embarrassed are two very different things.

[gestures at judar's discomfort]

There. I win.