WEEK 1 - Trial

[al2955]

the pygmalion. . . ONLINE CAPTAIN'S LOG: WEEK (1)

saturday TRIAL DAY ONE (40) survivors At 9 AM, a klaxon alarm begins blaring in every area of the ship. The alarm will continue to go off until everyone has gathered in the conference room. Should anyone be running late or avoiding the trial for whatever reason, a robot guide will appear wherever they are and gently but firmly escort them into the room. Once all the living players are present, the conference room doors will lock shut; anyone who wishes to leave for whatever reason will need to ask AL-2955 or one of the robots. Anyone leaving for non-investigative purposes, such as bathroom breaks, will be accompanied by a robot escort. The large round table in the center of the conference room has been set up to help the trial run as smoothly as possible. Three holographic screens hover above the center hollow of the table, visible from every angle. The first screen displays the pictures and profiles of the suspects and victim; the second displays the autopsy report; the third displays a blank word processor. Each of the chairs comes equipped with a virtual keyboard which can be used to type information directly into the third screen, such as theories and updated information; they can also be set into privacy mode, which will transfer whatever notes someone writes directly into their datapad instead of on screen. There's also a tablet function for those who wish to draw charts or pictures on screen. The keyboards will detect the DNA of whoever's using them and record who's typed what - simply press an area of text and the name of whoever wrote it will pop up. The area to the right of the table has been temporarily sectioned off with a glass partition and sliding door for hygienic issues. Inside, the victim's body has been laid out on a metal autopsy table, covered by a plastic sheet. Above it is a holographic screen that displays a close-up color photograph of the body when it was found. A hand sanitizer dispenser has been considerately attached to the wall nearby for anyone getting up close and personal to the body. To the left of the conference table is a display case. Any evidence found during the investigation will be carefully collected by the robots at some point the previous day and placed here before the trial starts. Beneath each piece of evidence is a small tablet where players can type up information, such as a short description or where it was found. There are also empty areas left over for any evidence that may be found during the trial. The shelf at the very bottom of the case has been reserved for an extra rulebook in case anyone needs it. Food will be served throughout the day by the robots, who will take individual orders whenever you're feeling hungry. At 7PM, the trial will adjourn for the day. All players will be escorted by the robots into the cafeteria. From there, they're free to head into the lounge, the viewing deck, the chapel, or back to their rooms. All other areas of the ship have been locked off, and every player will be accompanied by a robot until they return to their room for the night. Any attempts to enter a locked off room or physically interfere with the trial or evidence outside of their room will cause the robot to raise a ship-wide alarm.

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Comments

[puzzlesss]

Is this truly the time to be discussing this...?

[ ........ ]

Though if I might make a suggestion: Funyarinpa rolls off the tongue quite nicely, doesn't it?

[ what the fuck is that ]

[parodeity]

What the fuck is that. I mean, sure, I can remember that, but.

[puzzlesss]

A beast from the past. Perhaps I'll entertain you with the story when we aren't discussing someone else's murder.

[ he says this all with a smile. yeah


funyarinpa!!! ]

[parodeity]

Yeah there's probs a better time for this, I'll ask you later if I remember.

[ dave... ]

[socloverit]

Funyarinpa has my vote!

[what the fuck you two]

[parodeity]

[ ok...shrugs ]

Works for me. But we need a "majority vote" so someone get twenty one people to say I do or whatever. Or I guess eighteen people since I'll vote yes on this why the fuck not.

[tacklefordwhimsy]

I do.

[Shrug]

It may sound like gibberish but it doesn't have numbers. That is a plus.

[puzzlesss]

Clover's agreement I expected—

[ because of horrible backstory ]

—But thank you Shelley and Dave, for your unexpected support. And again, perhaps this kind of discussion is best left to post-murder trial.

[allout]

Seconded!

[ she has no idea what a funyarinpa is, but it sounds fun. ]

[douchemag]

What the hell is that gibberish? It sounds like you had a stroke. Ass Lice is way easier to remember!

[ASS LICE ASS LICE]

[puzzlesss]

Ah, be careful insulting the Funyarinpa. How... blasphemous.

[ .... ]

[douchemag]

What, is FunFunYeah some kinda god where you come from? You wanna name your murder kidnapper after a god?

[wow he was raised by a cthulu cult and EVEN HE FINDS THIS WEIRD...]

[deformity]

An easier name, sure, but maybe something a little less vulgar...?

[douchemag]

[squints at him]

Anal...Lice...? [listen that's the best he can do okay]

[deformity]

[ squints back ]

No... We can keep the Lice part, but let's work on the first part a little more. Apple Lice maybe?

[monsieurchatastrophe]

Okay, I've never named anything [...besides chat noir] and even I know you guys are really bad at this.

[puzzlesss]

[ like you can talk furry ]

Ah, I assure you Funyarinpa isn't gibberish that I've pulled from nowhere. There are reasons and details behind my choice, Adrien, which I won't get into for the time being.

[monsieurchatastrophe]

... Alright?

[believes this, for some reason]

[socloverit]

Come on, Adrien, it'll be hilarious. Trust me on this. As a friend!

[why does anyone hang out with the fields]

[monsieurchatastrophe]

[is this an inside joke for these siblings

fuck it]

It's better than numbers and ... whatever Judar was coming up with, I guess. [sigh]

[thatbites]

That's as much of a mouthful as the stupid numbers. Rejected.

[Seriously? Guys??]