WEEK 6

[al2955]

the pygmalion. . . ONLINE CAPTAIN'S LOG: WEEK (6)

monday - thursday (31) survivors Sunday's trial was only mere hours ago, but you find yourself faced with a new week on The Pygmalion. When you awaken, you will find the ship restored to its previous state, all areas interfered with during the murder looking mostly the same as they did before. Along with this, it appears there are new areas opened on the ship. It seems you have more exploring to do. The robot in the cafeteria has prepared another breakfast of various foods. (OOC: Please submit your murder proposals by 9 PM EST Tuesday.) taken list profiles private conversations setting rulebook murder proposals ENTER COMMAND_

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[refactor]

[ Honestly, same... Jack is along for the ride this week, though as he approaches the mysterious item, he's already laughing. ]

So, whaddya think? We've got a pretty high standard to beat after last week's super hilarious additions.

[al2955]

[Looks like it's another cardboard box with question marks painted on it!]

[isodope]

Oh boy. What will it be this time, gentleman? Personally, I'm hoping for something a little more subtle than dicks in a box.

[antietam]

Hopefully something that doesn't take us until halfway through the trial to discover is useful. [ He'll go to open the box since he is Fearless this week. ]

[refactor]

That- Okay, as one of the people that just kind of stumbled in late to when the resident perverts found them last week, to be fair, not exactly going to look at a box of dicks and go "yeah should definitely see what these shoot out." But, hey. We've learned.

[ Now they'll be thorough. ]

[al2955]

[No dicks this time! At least...not obviously so. The box is filled with smaller boxes, these more colorful. From the labels, they all seem to fall under some type of...feminine hygiene products?

Enjoy ripping through your boxes of pads and tampons, boys. And yes, before anyone asks, there's definitely more than a couple of "personal massagers" in there. And even one or two douches just for Jack.]

[isodope]

Ooh, something for the ladies this time. Think they'll appreciate this. Kind of a let down though.

[antietam]

[ At first, Adam does not recognize the colorful boxes and holds one up curiously.

Then he realizes and drops it... ] Oh. Um, maybe we should get the girls to look through?

[refactor]

[ To his credit, Jack actually waits semi-patiently to see what Adam finds in the box, though hearing Hancock's comment and then seeing Adam hesitate, he steps forward. If Adam isn't going to do it, Jack sure will. ]

Are you kidding? It's just pads and tampons and crap.

[ Oh, no, wait. He picks up a douche in one hand, and a "personal massager" in the other. ]

—And more sex stuff, I guess. [ What kind of personal massager are we talking here... If there's a place to open it, Jack will. He has no shame. Also he might turn it on first to laugh, but. ]

[al2955]

[It's definitely the Batman "personal massager" again. No place to open it, but judging from the liquid sounds inside, you've found the Luminol.]

[isodope]

What? C'mon Adam, we're all mature adults here. We can be responsible with this sensitive stuff.

[That said, he'll be picking up one of those tampon packages and ripping it open. WHO KNOWS WHAT MYSTERIES LIE INSIDE?]

[antietam]

[ Adam goes to an all-boys school he doesn't know how to deal with this... But hearing what Jack finds is enough to get him to grab a box and open it up. ]

Are they trying to embarrass us or something? [ It is clearly not working on two of them. ]

[refactor]

This is just unoriginal, though. I mean, if I'm gonna find a box full of weird shit, c'mon, give me something new to laugh at.

[ Though it does seem like it's the same thing, so Jack snickers before setting it down and inspecting the douche. ]

Should throw it at that Jason guy again, though.

[al2955]

[The mysteries of what's inside are wrapped tampons and pads!

Something squirts out of the douche. Maybe it's a type of forensic gel!

...or maybe it's just lube. Smells like strawberries.]