WEEK 10 - Trial Day Two

[al2955]

the pygmalion. . . ONLINE CAPTAIN'S LOG: WEEK (10)

saturday TRIAL DAY ONE (16) survivors At 9 AM, a klaxon alarm begins blaring in every area of the ship. The alarm will continue to go off until everyone has gathered in the conference room. Should anyone be running late or avoiding the trial for whatever reason, a robot guide will appear wherever they are and gently but firmly escort them into the room. Once all the living players are present, the conference room doors will lock shut; anyone who wishes to leave for whatever reason will need to ask AL-2955 or one of the robots. Anyone leaving for non-investigative purposes, such as bathroom breaks, will be accompanied by a robot escort. The large round table in the center of the conference room has been set up to help the trial run as smoothly as possible. Three holographic screens hover above the center hollow of the table, visible from every angle. The first screen displays the pictures and profiles of the suspects and victim; the second displays the autopsy report; the third displays a blank word processor. Each of the chairs comes equipped with a virtual keyboard which can be used to type information directly into the third screen, such as theories and updated information; they can also be set into privacy mode, which will transfer whatever notes someone writes directly into their datapad instead of on screen. There's also a tablet function for those who wish to draw charts or pictures on screen. The keyboards will detect the DNA of whoever's using them and record who's typed what - simply press an area of text and the name of whoever wrote it will pop up. The area to the right of the table has been temporarily sectioned off with a glass partition and sliding door for hygienic issues. Inside, the victim's body has been laid out on a metal autopsy table, covered by a plastic sheet. Above it is a holographic screen that displays a close-up color photograph of the body when it was found. A hand sanitizer dispenser has been considerately attached to the wall nearby for anyone getting up close and personal to the body. To the left of the conference table is a display case. Any evidence found during the investigation will be carefully collected by the robots at some point the previous day and placed here before the trial starts. Beneath each piece of evidence is a small tablet where players can type up information, such as a short description or where it was found. There are also empty areas left over for any evidence that may be found during the trial. The shelf at the very bottom of the case has been reserved for an extra rulebook in case anyone needs it. Food will be served throughout the day by the robots, who will take individual orders whenever you're feeling hungry. The trial will end at 9:00 PM, at which point all players will have been expected to cast their vote.

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Comments

[parodeity]

...Why didn't anyone tell me this?!

[ what the flying fuck

what the fuck???????????

there were three of you shits for weeks and now there are two of you and NO ONE TOLD DAVE STRIDER ABOUT BONERFARTS????????????

he's legitimately offended omg ]

[refactor]

[ Jack looks nothing short of delighted, since Dave's great offense also means he understands how hysterical this is. He starts to motion pretty animatedly as he explains, since he's just conveying his excitement here. ]

Yeah, they're like— They're these huge assholes that throw rocks at you. Actually called bullymongs now, which is super boring, but. There was this guy, like a wildlife dude or something, and he was trying to rename them. And that's what he came up with. And, personally? I think it should have stuck around. It's beautiful.

[parodeity]

Can't you like change it back, don't you have a cult?

[ use your powers for good???????? ]

[refactor]

[ Jack actually considers this question thoughtfully, but shakes his head. ]

...Cultish, but not cult. Like, Hyperion gets a liiiittle weird in their hero worship, but cult? Nahhhh. Those are all on Pandora.

[ He waves a hand dismissively. ]

But, hell, maybe I'll start a new trend. In my heart, they're absolutely still Bonerfarts.

[parodeity]

Dude, I will start a cross-dimensional petition with you.

[ #bonerfarts4lyfe ]

[refactor]

Yes.

[ Jack grins, and he nods enthusiastically, since he is absolutely all for this. ]

Cross-dimensional petition has to make it like- Like, way more legit. I call that official enough.

[parodeity]

We can collect signatures from everyone?