WEEK 1 - Investigation

[al2955]

the pygmalion. . . ONLINE CAPTAIN'S LOG: WEEK (1)

friday (?) survivors Friday careens around the corner soon enough, much like every day preceding it does. This morning, however, is greeted with a surprise — your datapad is making a strange noise. Perhaps it's buried under the duvet you're sleeping under, or at the far corner of the room, maybe you're the forgetful type and left it in the bathroom, or maybe, just maybe, you have it right next to your ear when a song blasts at full volume. Upon inspection, you'll find the accompanying video is playing as well. The song seems to loop, this time being overlain with a voice recanting the history of the band in a steady, robotic tone. Was it the AI? You probably didn't care, and, instead, decided to leave your room. Once you do, the song finally ends. You are free. You may feel rather manipulated right now, or you are just satiated to be away from the music. Either way, it's clear your day has only just begun. ENTER COMMAND_

Comments

[qundercover]

No kidding. Should have put it on my skill set.

[Yeah, yeah. He knows a lot of reflexive sassers, he walked right into that one.]

Huh. Didn't meet her, saw the name. Bad luck - not really surprised someone got taken out. Who was "we"?

[toprotecttheworld]

I'm starting to think I might have to as well. As soon as we were all together, they started going on about how "someone played a little rough." I could tell right away that something was horribly wrong.

[Elizabeth is too pure.]

Elizabeth and Machias Regnitz and I were there, but Machis and I were the ones who approached it first.

[qundercover]

Yeah, something went real wrong there. Should have gone with 'she's gone for her last ride.' Or, shit, maybe 'not so merry round here anymore.'

[DON'T.]

You think I could get an eye in there? Might help, getting a perspective from not so close to the ground.

[toprotecttheworld]

You're a lot more colorful than I thought you were, Iron Bull.

[She's not laughing, but she's not...not amused. Team Rocket. Puns. It's a thing.]

Dorian already told me to let you in when you came by. But you'll have to pay me back by dining with me later. It's only fair, don't you think?

[qundercover]

I get that a lot.

[She's not laughing, but he'll laugh at his own jokes FOR her. Anyway wow Dorian, sorry you're so thirsty for Bull's company??]

Shit yeah, I'm getting to dine with a cute redhead, pretty sure I'm coming out ahead on that deal.

[toprotecttheworld]

Of course you are.

[In that of course he's coming ahead, dining with her is a treat! A rare privilege extended only to him, Dorian, and... ...Todomatsu, apparently.]

He's already inside. Just go on in, alright?

[And she'll step aside.]