WEEK 8

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the pygmalion. . . ONLINE CAPTAIN'S LOG: WEEK (8)

monday - thursday (23) survivors Sunday's trial was only mere hours ago, but you find yourself faced with a new week on The Pygmalion. When you awaken, you will find the ship restored to its previous state, all areas interfered with during the murder looking mostly the same as they did before. Along with this, it appears there are new areas opened on the ship. It seems you have more exploring to do. The robot in the cafeteria has prepared another breakfast of various foods. (OOC: Please submit your murder proposals by 9 PM EST Tuesday.) taken list profiles private conversations setting rulebook murder proposals ENTER COMMAND_

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[todorable]

whenever

[so at random times throughout the week, totty is at the 3D printer, 3D printing random things and/or trying to figure out how to print things that aren't dongs or horses

other times he is other places and you can find him there if you like, be free]

wednesday morning

[tevinteriscoming]

[Catching him at the 3D printer in the morning on a Wednesday. He's been meaning to figure it out, anyway.]

Now, how exactly does this thing work? It only prints, ah, images of cucumbers? [Help him he has no idea.]

[todorable]

Wouldn't have thought you'd have a burning need for any extra cucumbers at this point... But if you do, you're in the right place! Basically, you tell the computer what you want to make, and it makes it. Unfortunately, it only seems to know how to make a couple things, and most of them are stupid.

[there are some piles of stuff on the ground, mostly dildos of various styles, as well as shoes that look particularly uncomfortable, and horses with odd lumpy protrusions; totty doesn't look particularly pleased with any of it, but poor overview or no, he's willing to help dorian where he can]

Anything in particular you're looking to have in slightly misshapen plastic form?

[tevinteriscoming]

One can never have too many, can one? [Okay, though, honestly, he has to give credit for that joke. It was pretty solid.]

Nothing in particular. I just couldn't possibly understand. Why does it make photos and cucumbers?

[todorable]

Guess there's something to be said for choice. [that's what he said *rimshot*]

I'm pretty sure the photos and the cukes are two different machines. See, [and he indicates them] there's a regular printer for flat pictures. And there's a 3D printer for three-dimensional stuff. That part's pretty new technology where I'm from, so I don't know that much about it. ...I also don't know what happens if you tell the 3D printer to print a photo, but the regular printer can only make photos of cucumbers.

[tevinteriscoming]

I see. But the 3D printer can only make plastics? And only in particular shapes.

[todorable]

Yes. Yeah, I think so. Though I feel like there's gotta be a way to make even more shapes than are in there. I mean, who needs little cubes? Do you need little cubes?

[tevinteriscoming]

I've never had any need for little cubes that I know of. Ah, unless they're for cutting apart with a spirit sword like the one Jason has. Maybe that's the point of them; rampant destruction.

[todorable]

I don't know if that's true, but I like it. I bet they hurt if you step on them, too.

[socloverit]

[so sometime, idk, Tuesday afternoonish?? Totty has been beat to getting to the 3D printer for shenanigans and frogs, oh my god frogs, there are so many tiny plastic frogs in this room right now, there are some other miscellaneous zoo animals too and a significant number of jellyfish among them, but the entire table the 3D printer is on is just covered in plastic frogs.

Clover's sitting nearby and...still printing them...... there are so many.

she just kind of glances up at Totty. the printer expels another frog.]

[todorable]

Oh,

[and he just stares back for a beat, kinda frozen as if he's uncertain what face to put on. another frog pops out, spills over onto the counter with the others with a light clatter.

totty smiles, easy and casual]

...Special occasion? Needs eye of newt and toe of this?

[socloverit]

[looks at Totty

looks at the newest frog

looks at Totty

looks at the printer, which is currently working on the next frog in the queue

looks at Totty]

I, uh. Like frogs?

[in a tone where even she knows there is no explanation for any of this.]

I'll, uh, get these out of your way.

[todorable]

[he shrugs; there's so many crazy things going on here that a bazillion frogs is barely on the list]

Hey, don't worry about it. I didn't know this thing could even make frogs...much less this many of them.

[okay it is a lot, are they at least multiple colors??]

[socloverit]

[Of course there are multiple colors. Predictably there is a lot of pink, but this is still a veritable rainbow of frogs and other things. But again: mostly frogs.]

Jellyfish, too. [She picks one up. It's almost thumbnail-sized and yellow.] And a bunch of other animals.

[todorable]

Where're they for? ...Do they float?

[socloverit]

I'unno. [so why did you make SO MANY OF THEM, CLOVER] Wanna find out?

[todorable]

Oh yeah. That pool's been waiting for a reason worth existing.

[socloverit]

Grab some jellyfish. [As it is she's scooping a bunch of frogs and other miscellany into her arms. Pool mission go.]

[todorable]

Already on it!

[what's the point of wearing a hat if you can't fill it with plastic goodies? nothing, that's right]

I think we're just about ready to start this incredibly important experiment.

[douchemag]

[WHO KNOWS WHEN THIS IS but either way Judar is just giving him a weird stare at this.]

Really? There aren't enough dicks on this ship enough already for you?

[That is very much an intentional pun on both dildos and jerks. That, and he's still convinced this is just a dildo producing machine and nothing else.]

[todorable]

Can't ever seem to have just one. Anyway, they're for safety. That's why they're yellow. Vulnerable guys like you should keep them on hand so that you can beat off any attackers at night.

[...]

[douchemag]

[Looking like he doesn't know if he should be insulted or laugh...okay he's laughing because the image is hilarious.]

What, so I can beat someone's head in with a yellow dick? Talk about getting shafted.

[todorable]

[excellent~]

If they're trying to screw you, they've got it coming.

[douchemag]

They'd have to have a lot of balls to try to attack someone so well-armed.

[todorable]

They'd just wilt in the face of such hard competition.