WEEK 8

[al2955]

the pygmalion. . . ONLINE CAPTAIN'S LOG: WEEK (8)

monday - thursday (23) survivors Sunday's trial was only mere hours ago, but you find yourself faced with a new week on The Pygmalion. When you awaken, you will find the ship restored to its previous state, all areas interfered with during the murder looking mostly the same as they did before. Along with this, it appears there are new areas opened on the ship. It seems you have more exploring to do. The robot in the cafeteria has prepared another breakfast of various foods. (OOC: Please submit your murder proposals by 9 PM EST Tuesday.) taken list profiles private conversations setting rulebook murder proposals ENTER COMMAND_

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i'm laughing omfg

[thanatosincarnate]

... Come a little closer, Todomatsu.

{ Because he'll give you a noogie-- or that's the plan anyway. }

[todorable]

...Despite my boyish good looks, I really wasn't born yesterday.

[you don't make it this long with 5 older brothers if you always come when called when you are mid-shit talk, so he definitely doesn't go closer. Though he doesn't go further either, perhaps underestimating Arumat's intent (or reach)]

[thanatosincarnate]

{ Yeah. Arumat suddenly reaches out with his hand faster than you can say CHARLIE to try to bring Todomatsu into a noogie. }

Too bad.

[todorable]

[ARUMAT used NOOGIE!
TODOMATSU is caught in the NOOGIE!
TODOMATSU used FLAIL!
but due to short arms and general weakness it's not very effective...]

Ah--ah--what're you-- Watch the hair!

[thanatosincarnate]

{ Smiiiiiirk. }

Say "uncle" and I'll consider stopping.

{ He is well aware of human Customs and other such nonsense. }

[todorable]

Oh my god. Where did you even learn this?

[which isn't "uncle," and doesn't stop him from attempting to squirm out of his grip, either, though the fact that he's half laughing from the absurdity of it all doesn't help]

Let me go, I'm so gonna pinch you.

[thanatosincarnate]

Eldarians have close, peaceful relations with Earthlings.

{ This is what you get for teasing him, Todomatsu-- although he hears him laughing. Arumat's grip is tight and unyielding, although not painfully so. }

Why should I be afraid of your threat? Nevermind I won't be letting go of you anyway until you give in.

[todorable]

Oh, that's what you think, huh?

[it's hardly the best angle, but he's changing his strategy from attempting to get free to attempting to pinch or tickle Arumat's...whatever he can get at, honestly. it's a matter of pride at this point (though apparently not shame). in general he pinches hard, too, since he's an asshole]

[thanatosincarnate]

{ Arumat doesn't budge at the pinches. He's actually a Living Weapon for a reason. But.......

If Todomatsu attempts to tickle him, he freezes and suddenly lets go, stepping back, and looking irritated. He might be a little ticklish. }

Ridiculous.

[todorable]

Hah! Another flawless victory!

[he says, clothing rumpled and hair all mussed from excessive noogie. gotta take your wins where you can]

Didn't know you'd been to Earth, though.

[how did that even work, were alternate timelines going to hurt his brain? or were there space elves wandering around Tokyo and no one even knew???]

[thanatosincarnate]

'Flawless'? You have got to be joking.

{ He'll scoff. There was no way that was flawless!!! }

I haven't been to Earth, but I've met more than my fair share of Earthlings. I've held enough conversations with them that some of their lingo is familiar.

{ Some of it isn't. Stuff like "Selfie" for example -- which, granted isn't a word used in the Future where he comes from... }

[todorable]

Nobody likes a sore loser.

[wow, point out one flaw!]

...Are you saying that some guy gave you a noogie before?? Would've liked to have seen that.

[thanatosincarnate]

I'm not a sore loser.

{ He'll scowl. }

That said, I wouldn't let someone do something like that to me.

I watched it happen.

[todorable]

Listen to you! You're totally a sore loser!

[and from the looks of it, totty finds it hilarious]

It's okay, I won't let Alice tell your deepest, darkest secret...that I just beat you in hand-to-hand combat.

[thanatosincarnate]

{ He growls, irritated, damnit Todomatsu-- }

Silence already. Don't make me come over there and put you into a headlock.

[todorable]

You wouldn't dare.

[he's pretty sure he would dare, which is why this time totty's attempting to get further out of range]

I can't believe everything you know about Earth you learned from high school jocks. What's next, a wet willie?

[thanatosincarnate]

... Do you really want to tempt me into such an action?

{ WOULD HE REALLY GIVE SOMEONE A WET WILLY THOUGH. WOULD HE REALLY. }

[todorable]

Kind of, but not if it's happening to me.

[it's more 'could Arumat get conned into getting a wet willy'

...though considerations should also include 'could whoever did it survive the aftermath' (all signs point to no)]

[thanatosincarnate]

Are you sure it's not happening to you?

{ There's a wicked glint in his eyes... }

I'll give you a head start.

[todorable]

You're not serious.

[is he serious?

...he might. casually take a few sidesteps away, just in case]

[thanatosincarnate]

When haven't I been?

{ Arumat makes a false start like he's gonna go after him-- he's actually not going to do it but Todomatsu will find out soon enough that when one gets to befriend the guy he may like to engage in a little messing around. }

[todorable]

[he might make a real start, but returns after realizing there's no footsteps following him. he sticks out his tongue; he was played fair and square and it's...familiar]

Wow, you're the worst. No wonder Alice doesn't want to share her toys with you.

[thanatosincarnate]

I don't know whether I should berate you or further mock you for saying that.

{ The smirk says it all though. }

I'll settle on both.

[todorable]

Go for it. I've got a long memory.

...I've also got a point.

[thanatosincarnate]

{ A long memory... pls, Todomatsu. He'll just decide to shake his head and focus on what he said next. }

Hmph. No you don't.

ALICE can go to hell for all I care.