WEEK 1 - Online

[al2955]

the pygmalion. . . ONLINE CAPTAIN'S LOG: WEEK (1)

monday (41) survivors It had been three days since you had awoken. The ship was still quiet, except for the low hums of enigmatic machines with no apparent purpose. You awake, like usual, to dim lighting and poor rations. Perhaps being on the ship had grown monotonous — it was, perhaps, amazing how little anything seemed to happen in space, a final frontier of malaise. That monotony is crushed by a voice echoing through the narrow hallways. Reformatting . . . Reformatting . . . Reformatting complete. The Pygmalion is online. Welcome, travelers. Please assemble in the meeting room. Your presence is mandatory. Silence falls once again. A minute or so passes, and the lights around the ship finally brighten, the walls looking more alive and more unfamiliar — as if you must relearn the ship's interior once again. The robots on deck begin to make rounds, nudging and pushing at the ship's passengers to make their way to the meeting room. You hear the doors behind you lock. It seems there is only one path to take. ENTER COMMAND_

Comments

[parodeity]

Right? Hell, I've missed just pizza in general. It's cruel and unusual punishment to not supply teens with a steady stream of pizza.

[ he's pretty sure that's a thing. ]

[thatbites]

[That sounds like something Chris would say and she can't help but hide a short chuckle by eating.]

Add it to the petition later if they decide to stop your steady stream at any time.

[Sure is great to not have the murder announcement just yet, huh??]

[parodeity]

This petition is gonna have a fuckton of complaints on it, because also we should protest the lack of internet really.

[ what kind of monster denies people access to the internet? ]

[thatbites]

I think that was enviable consider our prior treatment. [There are a lot of complaints to be had.] Internet would be actually useful though. Someone could at least sneak out an email.

[parodeity]

Which is why we don't have it, I guess. Laaaaaaaaame.

[ AT LEAST LET THEM READ FANFIC OR SOMETHING ]