WEEK 1 - Online

[al2955]

the pygmalion. . . ONLINE CAPTAIN'S LOG: WEEK (1)

monday (41) survivors It had been three days since you had awoken. The ship was still quiet, except for the low hums of enigmatic machines with no apparent purpose. You awake, like usual, to dim lighting and poor rations. Perhaps being on the ship had grown monotonous — it was, perhaps, amazing how little anything seemed to happen in space, a final frontier of malaise. That monotony is crushed by a voice echoing through the narrow hallways. Reformatting . . . Reformatting . . . Reformatting complete. The Pygmalion is online. Welcome, travelers. Please assemble in the meeting room. Your presence is mandatory. Silence falls once again. A minute or so passes, and the lights around the ship finally brighten, the walls looking more alive and more unfamiliar — as if you must relearn the ship's interior once again. The robots on deck begin to make rounds, nudging and pushing at the ship's passengers to make their way to the meeting room. You hear the doors behind you lock. It seems there is only one path to take. ENTER COMMAND_

Comments

[mnasthai]

[ It's helping a bit, and he appears to be a bit less panicked than he was a few moments ago.]

Is there something odd about yours too? [ He tries to take a quick moment to glance at Adrien's— he hadn't even bothered to look at anyone elses up to this point.]

[monsieurchatastrophe]

A couple of things.

[it's muttered darkly and entirely directed at "professional damsel in distress", tbh. there's a few other weird ones on there, but this is the one he takes offence to.]

[mnasthai]

What is..."purrkour"? [ Yup, that's the one he's chosen to focus on.]

[monsieurchatastrophe]

[he just... shrugs helplessly while looking away]

A spelling error on parkour, probably? Haha.

[it's a pun and he knows it.]

[mnasthai]

Oh, like my age? [ He's more than happy to just accept that there are typo's in both of theirs.]

[monsieurchatastrophe]

Yeah, exactly! Maybe they were rushing when they wrote them up?

[how is that believable in any way]

[mnasthai]

There are a lot of people here, it's a possibility that's what happened. [ Nope just going with it.]

[monsieurchatastrophe]

Right. Between that and all the weird jokes... We should be taking these with a grain of salt.