WEEK FIVE

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the pygmalion. . . ONLINE CAPTAIN'S LOG: WEEK (5)

monday - thursday (33) survivors It had been merely a week since the last trial, but you find yourself faced with a new week on The Pygmalion. When you awaken, you will find the handcuff around your wrist gone. The robot in the cafeteria has prepared another breakfast of various foods. (OOC: Please submit your murder proposals by 9 PM EST Tuesday.) taken list profiles private conversations setting rulebook murder proposals ENTER COMMAND_

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[muties]

Not the point, guys.

[ also everyone, everyone does. except for adrien, dave, and marinette who are apparently too pure. ]

Just smack your damn lips together, it ain't hard. What're you gonna do if one of you dies? Ok-- ok that doesn't work in this context. [ corpse kissing helps no one ] But really, just get on with it, get married, make some cute af catbug babies and live happily ever after.

[monsieurchatastrophe]

[the longer roxy keeps talking the redder adrien's face turns, though he's just looking off to the side and not at either of the girls in the room. he's also smiling because. he is not opposed? to any of this?? (he will protect their catbug children with his life etc)]

That's... [some awkward laughter] You sound really invested in that happening, Roxy.

[/DEFLECTION????]

[missmaladroite]

[well, it's a good thing Adrien's deflecting and Roxy's distracted her from Dadrien, because Marinette's instead fantasizing about their three children and hamster. Or was it cat? Or dog? No, Hamster!!!]

That happening...

[give her a minute, she'll freak out, but she's all dopey smiles again right now]

[muties]

[ marinette oh my god how will that happen if u don't KISS HIM ]

Yes, I am hella invested in this teen romance 'cause it's all I got. No one's gonna date my ass, and Dave's still refusing to let me help his love life, so you two are it. The el primo of romances aboard this tin can. Now just put your faces together like normal idiots.

[monsieurchatastrophe]

[now he just hides his face in his hands. he's in that weird mix of embarrassed and amused emotionally right now roxy ur killing him]

I don't think "normal idiots" qualifies in this situation.

[because he feels like a supreme one and also NORMAL PEOPLE DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH ANY OF THIS]

[missmaladroite]

[okay, Marinette officially snapped out of it]

Don't say that, Roxy! I'm sure..... [wait, what are her options... MACHIAS?? Adam? Ew] I mean.. if you like anyone here, I could help you!

[follow your own fucking advice Marinette]

I.... I'm not sure now is a good time...