WEEK FIVE

[al2955]

the pygmalion. . . ONLINE CAPTAIN'S LOG: WEEK (5)

monday - thursday (33) survivors It had been merely a week since the last trial, but you find yourself faced with a new week on The Pygmalion. When you awaken, you will find the handcuff around your wrist gone. The robot in the cafeteria has prepared another breakfast of various foods. (OOC: Please submit your murder proposals by 9 PM EST Tuesday.) taken list profiles private conversations setting rulebook murder proposals ENTER COMMAND_

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[al2955]

[Nothing else in the box except dildos!

Who wants the Batman one.]

[refactor]

[ you asked for a hero and instead you get jack ]

[ It's not quite the time of night where Jack heads to his room to go to sleep yet, though it's definitely close. As such, he's probably on his way somewhere else when he hears that scream in the conference room. He's actually surprisingly quick to respond, since he throws open the doors as if he were concerned, gun even at the ready, but if there were any doubts about Jack having a moment of heroism, his words quickly dismiss the idea. ]

Woah did someone friggin bite it alr—

[ But as he takes in the scene more fully, his arm falls from being at the ready to shoot, and he looks at the assortment of dildos at Elizabeth's ankles. ]

—Wow. What's with the literal sea of dicks?

[thanatosincarnate]

{ He begins to just crush some of them at the heel of his foot, with no mercy. Elizabeth's too close for him to fire off a spell. }

I don't know what you expected after that ... reveal.

{ He glares at the rest of those... things he hasn't gotten to yet, but really he's not going to try to destroy all of them. He doesn't have time for this and he's too done to deal with this anymore, so he begins to consider leaving the room.

But then Jack busts in.

Arumat just brings a hand to his head. }

Someone thought they were being funny and they weren't in the slightest. That is all.

[brooches]

[ You could say Arumat was

ballbusting.



Elizabeth looks disgraced, Arumat is buttmad over the whole ordeal and here comes Jack to break the ice. She peers between her fingers and luckily is hiding the red in her face. ]

What he said.

[ But, she has to clarify. ]

They were in a box on the table. I thought it could have been an item like the luminol or the fingerprint kit. Har har, surprise it's... phallic objects.....

[refactor]

Ohhhh my god. Someone really just left these laying out here? That's- That's the funniest prank I've heard in a while.

[ Jack starts snickering, since it really is funny to play with the expectation that it would be something useful, so he has to give the mastermind here credit. But mostly, he just walks closer and ends up bursting into the sort of wheezing laughter that's borderline obnoxious pretty much as soon as he spots the Batman one. ]

Holy— Is that one shaped like a person?

[ You know who's going to pick it up? It's definitely Jack. He's going to wash his hands in boiling water for about thirty minutes after, but this is definitely the funniest thing he's seen this week, and he's busting up into the sort of laughter where you're only catching a few words in between laughs. ]

It looks like-- Like, holy shit, like, a superhero? Or something? Wh- Who's been showing Al the— [ He cracks up even more here, so give him a second ] The really, really friggin' weird parts of the internet? It's a guy-- Jesus, who would even use this?

[thanatosincarnate]

{ He grunts, irritated. It's not like it's unexpected someone would be amused by this... mess-- in fact the worst part was he could understand why it'd have someone in stitches. But, it doesn't mean he wanted to be around in the conversation when someone was. This was scandalous enough already. }

Some of the designs are tasteless -- then again, all of them are.

{ He grumbles. }

If someone has been influencing the AI to do something like this, then it's good for them I don't know who they are.

{ Otherwise there'd be a fight breaking out now. What have their lives come to, honestly? }