WEEK FIVE

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the pygmalion. . . ONLINE CAPTAIN'S LOG: WEEK (5)

monday - thursday (33) survivors It had been merely a week since the last trial, but you find yourself faced with a new week on The Pygmalion. When you awaken, you will find the handcuff around your wrist gone. The robot in the cafeteria has prepared another breakfast of various foods. (OOC: Please submit your murder proposals by 9 PM EST Tuesday.) taken list profiles private conversations setting rulebook murder proposals ENTER COMMAND_

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[toprotecttheworld]

None of the girls in Team Rocket are as beautiful as me, of course. Some of them are too polite or too bubbly or too young. It's horrible.

[She says these like they're all bad things but maybe they sound appealing to Hot Totty???]

Of course he sleeps, but can you really be sure he won't be awake on the other side of the door? Maybe he's resting whenever I'm without him so he can be awake and guard the door when I come back.

[todorable]

Must be awful. But they just need a kind word and a firm hand, right? I'm sure any of them would do fine!

["girl" sounds appealing to hot totty]

Huh, I guess that's true. Well, maybe somebody else will be interested! Not everyone's got an Arbok, right?

[toprotecttheworld]

Or someone to follow their orders. Each dynamic is different. My partner, James, does exactly as I tell him to.

[watch as AU!Totty ends up with Jynx as a partner???]

I guess that's right. I feel like it's commendable that you're offering these services at all. Even if they can't hurt or kill you, I'm sure there'd be plenty of ways to make you suffer, but here you are sticking your neck out anyways.

[todorable]

Oh yeah? I guess that makes a lot of things easier...

[he is not desperate enough to bang a pokemon. osomatsu maybe, but not him]

...Suffer? What kind of suffering? I'm being nice, why would anyone do that?

[toprotecttheworld]

He's a little flowery, but he can keep up with me. There's no one else like him.

[She might insult him a little, but the fondness in her voice is unmistakable.]

You're doing a nice thing alright, but what if tht got in the way of someone else's murder? What's to stop them from locking you in a room, knocking all the food and drink out of your hands so you go hungry, stop you from ever using a restroom, or damage things you own? There are still plenty of ways to hurt you.

[She just rattles them off nonchalantly.]

[todorable]

Seems like you think pretty highly of him. Wish I could meet him. ...Uh, not here, though.

[he's mainly curious what kind of person could do what it took to get that much affection out of jessie]

O-oh...

...B-but, I don't think anyone would do that...here...?

[he doesn't think it? or he doesn't WANT to think it...]

[toprotecttheworld]

W-what?! I don't think that highly of him! He's a loser! It's always his fault that we never catch Pikachu!

[she's lying smh]

And how do you know that? Maybe you should be sticking with me so I can protect you.

[todorable]

Are you supposed to catch...pique-achoo? It sounds kinda unsavory. Maybe he's got your best interests in mind.

[in a world without pokemon...]

Well... I wasn't really gonna ask until next week, but okay, sure.

[toprotecttheworld]

W-what?! Of course we're supposed to catch Pikachu! There's nothing else more important! It's one of a kind, there's nothing like it! Don't ever say that again!

[Someday, they'll get that Trix cereal.]

I'm glad we could work something out, Todomatsu. I'm sure I'll find a way for you to repay me.

[How did she do that, did she really bamboozle him that badly.]

[todorable]

Well, okay. Just seems like you'd wanna go after something else if this one was giving you so much trouble. There's something to be said for an easy win.

[honey nut cheerios, the guy's just giving it away]

Wait, what? [he frowns, why does he have to pay for something he volunteered to do in the first place.] What do you even need? For as much as this is a prison, they take care of our needs fairly well.

[toprotecttheworld]

It's...it's not giving us any trouble! It was practically in my hands before I arrived here!

[tumbleweed

and it's just how she roles. Clearly, Totty isn't ready for Team Rocket yet.]

I'm sure I'll think of something. It's pretty boring here after a while. Think it's too much to ask her to return us and then bring us back if she's going to keep us this long?

[todorable]

Huh, that sucks. Once you get back you'll have to start over. Unless that's what's in your bribe cabinet?

[alas, totty is too lazy to be a very good rocket grunt]

Joint custody? Ooh, maybe we could telecommute, just do the trials by phone, or better yet, by mail.

[toprotecttheworld]

Actually, my bribe cabinet seems to be filled with information on my mother. I haven't seen her since I was a child. She left one day with only her earrings and a picture of me and not a single penny.

[She seems both annoyed and upset about it, just like the tsundere she secretly is.]

But I think we should run the mailing idea past her. It sounds like the perfect solution to not being here.

[todorable]

Wow... What happened?

Couldn't hurt! ...Probably.

[toprotecttheworld]

How should I know? I was only a kid at the time. At least I turned out alright, no thanks to that.