Not the point, guys.

[ also everyone, everyone does. except for adrien, dave, and marinette who are apparently too pure. ]

Just smack your damn lips together, it ain't hard. What're you gonna do if one of you dies? Ok-- ok that doesn't work in this context. [ corpse kissing helps no one ] But really, just get on with it, get married, make some cute af catbug babies and live happily ever after.