refactor: (I'm so poor I updooted this)
a dorito with a goatee ([personal profile] refactor) wrote in [community profile] cradleproject 2016-07-07 04:36 am (UTC)

[ you asked for a hero and instead you get jack ]

[ It's not quite the time of night where Jack heads to his room to go to sleep yet, though it's definitely close. As such, he's probably on his way somewhere else when he hears that scream in the conference room. He's actually surprisingly quick to respond, since he throws open the doors as if he were concerned, gun even at the ready, but if there were any doubts about Jack having a moment of heroism, his words quickly dismiss the idea. ]


Woah did someone friggin bite it alr—

[ But as he takes in the scene more fully, his arm falls from being at the ready to shoot, and he looks at the assortment of dildos at Elizabeth's ankles. ]

—Wow. What's with the literal sea of dicks?

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