WEEK 3 - TRIAL DAY TWO

[al2955]

the pygmalion. . . ONLINE CAPTAIN'S LOG: WEEK (3)

saturday TRIAL DAY ONE (34) survivors At 9 AM, a klaxon alarm begins blaring in every area of the ship. The alarm will continue to go off until everyone has gathered in the conference room. Should anyone be running late or avoiding the trial for whatever reason, a robot guide will appear wherever they are and gently but firmly escort them into the room. Once all the living players are present, the conference room doors will lock shut; anyone who wishes to leave for whatever reason will need to ask AL-2955 or one of the robots. Anyone leaving for non-investigative purposes, such as bathroom breaks, will be accompanied by a robot escort. The large round table in the center of the conference room has been set up to help the trial run as smoothly as possible. Three holographic screens hover above the center hollow of the table, visible from every angle. The first screen displays the pictures and profiles of the suspects and victim; the second displays the autopsy report; the third displays a blank word processor. Each of the chairs comes equipped with a virtual keyboard which can be used to type information directly into the third screen, such as theories and updated information; they can also be set into privacy mode, which will transfer whatever notes someone writes directly into their datapad instead of on screen. There's also a tablet function for those who wish to draw charts or pictures on screen. The keyboards will detect the DNA of whoever's using them and record who's typed what - simply press an area of text and the name of whoever wrote it will pop up. The area to the right of the table has been temporarily sectioned off with a glass partition and sliding door for hygienic issues. Inside, the victim's body has been laid out on a metal autopsy table, covered by a plastic sheet. Above it is a holographic screen that displays a close-up color photograph of the body when it was found. A hand sanitizer dispenser has been considerately attached to the wall nearby for anyone getting up close and personal to the body. To the left of the conference table is a display case. Any evidence found during the investigation will be carefully collected by the robots at some point the previous day and placed here before the trial starts. Beneath each piece of evidence is a small tablet where players can type up information, such as a short description or where it was found. There are also empty areas left over for any evidence that may be found during the trial. The shelf at the very bottom of the case has been reserved for an extra rulebook in case anyone needs it. Food will be served throughout the day by the robots, who will take individual orders whenever you're feeling hungry. The trial will end at 9:00 PM, at which point all players will have been expected to cast their vote.

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garden take 2

[parodeity]

sup its dave
i went on a body finding expedition with adrien - whoa sorry i mean "chat noir" - and jack and the dude who needs a haircut
we started in the gardens because im brilliant and it seemed like a good idea to look for a body in a place with blood and shit
our mysterious masked superhero who is 100% not a person on board in his downtime immediately scented out our decomposing schrodinger's corpse
making the corpse i guess just a regular corpse
anyway allen was underneath that one really far away bench with the fucking cloaking device on him
i took that off and there were a bunch of wounds and shit but we didn't really look at those because the robots stole the body at that point
re: the cloaking device it seems easy to use you just clip it to whatever and hit a button
anyway lesson learned
if we cant find a body from now on we just take our cat for walkies
though on that note fuck you murderer jack and i are punching you in the face sometime today
-dave

[monsieurchatastrophe]

[@ dave fight him irl???? he's definitely punching your shoulder for this!!!]

[parodeity]

[ ok

casually grabs adrien into a headlock ]

[monsieurchatastrophe]

[HES BEEN CAUGHT??? he yelps because he absolutely 0% expected that and struggles to break free DAVE YOU SUCK?? elbows him in the gut. this is happening right next to a fucking dead body I guess]

[parodeity]

[ oofs at the gut elbow but...does not let go ]

Dude you started this.

[monsieurchatastrophe]

Because of all that stuff you wrote!

[how the fuck do you get out of a headlock without legitimately hurting a person adrien never got that lesson in karate classes??? he's just vainly pushing at Dave's arms now because that oof made him wince]

[parodeity]

Ok which part are we objecting to, using you to find out who fell down a well or your not-secret identity being shockingly revealed for everyone to see?

[ WHO HASN'T FIGURED ADRIEN'S SECRET IDENTITY OUT YET

ok he lets go at the exact moment it seems like it will overbalance adrien dave you dick ]

[monsieurchatastrophe]

The taking me on a walk part, obvio--

[WHY YOU GOTTA DO HIM IN LIKE THIS???? flails to regain his balance and he might not have fallen but he did sure look dumb. once he regains it he will pout at Dave. what is with all this betrayal!!!!]

I'm not a dog.

[yes that was clearly the most insulting part of that write up]

[parodeity]

I mean, can you deny it totally worked, though.

[ dave watches adrien struggle not to fall, and would have grabbed his arm if he looked like he was going to at least???? ]

You totally saved the day. You got Allen out of the well! ...dude do you hate dogs? Is that a cat superhero thing?

[monsieurchatastrophe]

It's the principle of the thing. [or, more accurately, its the small cat in his jacket that will be extremely offended if he doesn't correct people.]

Anyway, I'd rather we skip the part where we mention having to do it again. [save him from sniffing out bodies again plz]

[parodeity]

I'm hoping no one else is enough of a jackass to hide the bodies.

[monsieurchatastrophe]

They could just stop killing, too, while we're at it.

[like... could you Not]

[parodeity]

You figure eventually we have to run out of murderous assholes...

[ when will they be Safe ]

[monsieurchatastrophe]

How are there even so many in the first place?

[THE PERCENTAGE IS DISPROPRORTIONATE ALREADY]

[parodeity]

I honestly don't even fuckin' know, it's like Alice specifically tried to kidnap as many as possible?

[ collector ]

[monsieurchatastrophe]

...If they tried to go half and half that'd actually make sense.

[well. thats uninspiring for the future]

[parodeity]

Huh. Ok so we just have to wait for the murderous assholes to finish and then the rest of us can go ok done.

[monsieurchatastrophe]

That's if they're killing each other and not going for the non-murderous... people. [#letadriensayass]

[parodeity]

Assholes.

[ dave says it for him, one eyebrow raising ]

[monsieurchatastrophe]

[lowers himself in his seat a bit HES RATED G, DAVE!!!] Yeah. That.

[parodeity]

...You can say the word, man.

[ CAN'T YOU ]

[monsieurchatastrophe]

[surreptiously looks around even as he lowers himself a little bit more. he's never swore before... WHAT IF MARINETTE HEARS. what if murderdad grounds him??? no he cant risk it]

I'm good.

[parodeity]

C'mon, it won't make you melt. You know you wanna.

[ baby steps, maybe someday he can get adrien to say "fuck" (unlikely) ]

[monsieurchatastrophe]

[we'll start with ass and move up to swearing you dont wanna kill him dave. also of course he wants to what repressed teen doesn't want to swear??]

Noooope, seriously, I'm good without it.

[parodeity]

Ok, what about just the word ass. Can you use that word for caboose, Adrien.

[ THIS IS IMPORTANT

sure someone died but MAKE ADRIEN SAY ASS ]