[guys...this is such an obvious ploy...do you really think anyone would fall for it...]

Too hard? I'll show you too fucking hard! [thank god he's unnerfed because it means instead of flying off to write notes on his arm mulan style again, he can just prick his finger and project his memory of the furry wedding in midair so he can relearn the words]

Dearly fucking beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the union between Dave Strider and Yuno--

...wait, where's Adrien? Someone grab him, I'm not waiting forever for this!