WEEK 13

[al2955]

the pygmalion. . . ONLINE CAPTAIN'S LOG: WEEK (13)

monday - thursday (10) survivors Sunday's trial was only mere hours ago, but you find yourself faced with a new week on The Pygmalion. When you awaken, you will find that the ship is still in disarray; there is no robot prepared breakfast, nor has any of the damage been repaired. The ship bears power in the rooms you have decided should have power, though the lights are dim. Without Alice, you are all on your own. The ominous pressure of the Queen Mother still looms, though you no longer feel Her presence. taken list profiles private conversations setting rulebook ENTER COMMAND_

Comments

[jackhole]

Okay, 1) rude wtf, I'll have you know I'm super hot. And 2) you're a bitch just like Alice, what a surprise!!! Your junk is still old.

Anyway, yeah, that's what I want. Thanks.

[monsieurchatastrophe]

don't erase yourself

[and then, after a few seconds]

i get it if you want to but

[jackhole]

Oh, hey.

I mean, I won't if the cradles happen but well, I had a lot going for me back home? Now I don't. Can't say I have the energy to try again, tbh.

Buuuuuuuuuut that's just me. don't like, take this as an example to follow or anything oh god. that would be messed up.

[monsieurchatastrophe]

if the cradles happen she's getting us back

[jackhole]

that's why i asked for the alternative. i'm pretty tired, adrien.

[monsieurchatastrophe]

... i know. i understand.

i guess i just wanted you to know i'd miss you? [immediately followed:] sorry, that's selfish. what i mean is... if you choose that, it's okay, but. i'll get her. for all of us.

1/3

[jackhole]

no it's fine, bro. i mean, i'd miss you too? i guess? sort of. the point is i feel some sort of affection for you now and think you're an okay kid who got the short end of the stick here.

you also don't have to do more than you've already done. not in a weird PA "you killed a bunch of people" way though. more like, everyone here sucks and you got screwed over and they better pull their own fucking weight to save you because fuck that. assholes.

2/3

[jackhole]

also shit i just realized if i was alive longer i could've built you a robot cat. A ROBOT CAT!!!!!

SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3/3

[jackhole]

UGHHH THAT DOESN'T HELP ANYONE I'M SO SORRY. I'M SO MAD, I COULD'VE CALLED IT A NYANDROID.

FUCK!!!!!!

[monsieurchatastrophe]

[oh my god?

oh my god

that almost brought a smile to his face rhys what the fuck]

that

what would a cat robot even do?

[jackhole]

[ see, rhysing it can be a positive thing too ]

i don't know, be a cat? animal AIs are pretty simple to write since they're not really that big a deal. eat, shit, sleep. well, no not the first two that was just dumb -- but something like it! i could even make it EXTRA affectionate or EXTRA feisty or.... i don't know.

i'm not much of an animal person.

[monsieurchatastrophe]

i've never had a pet before either? a real one. but you make that nyandroid sound pawsitively purrecious.

[listen this is definitely not a coping mechanism and he hesitates to even post it but i still call it progress which i can't believe rhysing it was good]

[jackhole]

what, really? that's terrible. you seem like a kid who deserves a pet.

also that was AWFUL but it made me laugh so good job. do you know how hard it is to mash cat and robot terminology together? i'm proud of nyandroid.

[al2955]

Casual misogyny has never been and will never be super hot, Rhys. At least call me an asshole or an uncaring selfish coldhearted bastard, I like those much better.

1/2

[jackhole]

[ shit you called him out!!! ]

wtf

NONE OF THOSE HAVE AS MUCH SPICE

2/2

[jackhole]

Wait, I got it. You're a shitbag.

[al2955]

Aww. Flattery will get you nowhere, Rhys, but nice try.

[jackhole]

>(

Your programming is better but you're still way shittier.

[ stop FIGHTING THE AI, rhys. you got what you wanted already!! ]

[bloodteller]

Didn't you JUST tell me not to kill myself Rhys

[jackhole]

[ AHHH SHIT HE FORGOT ]

WELL..... yeah but you also have way more going for you!! friends and the whole... being god thing and just, damnit. i meant what i said! it just... doesn't really apply much to me, i guess.

and i'm dead already so it doesn't count!!

[bloodteller]

You will not be dead for much longer because I'm bringing you back remember?

It applies to you too! I told you you're surviving too! Imeant it
You can't just tell me to think of you like a brother and do this, I'm here for you

[jackhole]

oh, right

[ god, he has to start... remembering all the things that come out of his mouth. because then he lands up in situations like this. ]

i know. i'm sorry, i'm really sorry. i forgot all about that when i asked but i don't... really know what other option to take here.

ugh, sorry, yuno. this is so stupid.

[bloodteller]

I'm going to make another option then
If it's making you like then i don't want ANY OF THEM!!

You're right this is so stupid I'm going to fix it.

[jackhole]

wow

geez

uhm okay

[ he's touched?? he's so touched. why is rhys this way. ]

let me know what you figure out, i guess.

AND DON'T GET YOURSELF HURT >:(

[bloodteller]

I'm already hurt but I don't really care because I can do it. I'll talk to you when I figure everything out but I have to think for a bit. I need a plan? A really good plan that is going to fix everything... Maybe we can help each other and make this not
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