WEEK 10 - Investigation

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the pygmalion. . . ONLINE CAPTAIN'S LOG: WEEK (10)

friday (?) survivors Friday comes, but there is no alarm this morning. It seems as though today will go normally for once. Is it truly safe? Tentatively, you leave your safe haven. taken list profiles setting rulebook ENTER COMMAND_

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[monsieurchatastrophe]

[listen adrien might be supposed to be on patrol but it's 9am, he hasn't slept and he's doing his own alone round and Dave on a ddr is too tempting]

That's the best music to dance to, obviously.

[parodeity]

Please. Gimme somethin' with a heavier beat and then we'll talk. Though I gotta admit at least this shit is fast.

[ adrien unfortunately missed out on dave's morning pac-man spree but tbh this is better? ]

I dare you to find the cheesiest song on this and try'n beat me.

[monsieurchatastrophe]

[he hesitates for about five seconds but it's not like the songs are that long? and this way he is keeping an eye on Dave? yes. perfect.]

...Deal. You'll be the one struggling to keep up anyway, trust me. [staying as chat is advantage enough, but he also has personalized ddr machines in his bedroom. he is an embarrassment and he is about to "own" Dave. HE IS PICKING BUTTERFLY BTW BECAUSE OBVSLY]

[parodeity]

[ TBH I HOPED HE WOULD PICK THAT ONE IT'S MY FAVORITE!!! dave makes a face jokingly though, before laughing. ]

You wish, bro. I'm p damn fly on the dance floor.

[ this is Embarrassing someone stop them someone murder someone fast so they are stopped ]

[monsieurchatastrophe]

You might be pretty fly but I've got the moves. [he punctuated that by moonwalking in place. please kill him? save us all? anyway. here comes butterfly. I want to say adrien isn't a huge nerd who knows this by heart BUT HE IS?? HE'S EVEN DOING SHITTY ACCOMPANYING DANCE MOVES?? I hate him]

[parodeity]

[ no someone kill them BOTH because guess who else can moonwalk. guess who doesn't have butterfly memorized but who is pretty damn athletic and acrobatic so

he's doing pretty well even if he isn't doing as many shitty accompanying dance moves as adrien

he is doing some and that is bad enough tbh both of you knock it off ]

A cat's moves cannot compare to a Strider's moves, that's just plain science.

[monsieurchatastrophe]

[please blow up the rec room for the good of humanity. adrien does a stupid spinning move at one point. it's awful. he thinks he's so cool.]

Everybody knows cats have all the groove. A cat's the only cat who knows where it's at! [adrien: skips out on patrol to quote the aristocats. thanks for nothing, kitty.]

[parodeity]

Dude, you didn't even just.

[ HE DID, THOUGH. ugh why did dave catch the reference. ]

Everybody's pickin' up on that feline beat, 'cause everything else is obsolete. I will admit you have a catchy Disney tune to back up your side of the debate, but consider:

[ a more graceful version of adrien's stupid spinning move

these two are useless shits who probably could be doing like, anything but having a ddr competition on a friday. ]

[monsieurchatastrophe]

[he's laughing outright now DAVE? HE IS SO TIRED? CONSTANTLY? DON'T GO ALONG IT MAKES HIM GIDDY?]

You know, I've never actually played against anyone before. You're not bad... but watch this! [he just pulled off hitting some notes by doing a handstand to hit one and jumping back to his feet to hit the others and it's terrible? he is showing off on purpose? make him go to bed. make him sleep]

[parodeity]

[ dave's laughing and about to up the ante but then i guess this shit happens and they're trapped alone in a dark room for fifteen minutes. marinette is so jelly? she apparently got stuck with dorian instead? ]

Yo, what the fuck. Adrien? [ reaching out in the dark and uh smacking adrien i guess he could take off his shades which don't help in a dark room but that would make sense? ]

[monsieurchatastrophe]

[someone here has night vision, and he can see Dave quite well! which is why he grabs hold of his wrist and drags him down from the ddr machine so he doesn't trip one foot high and die]

The power went out. [he sobered up real quick] Just stick close to me, alright? I can still see, so...

[so if anyone sneaks in to try to kill them they're fine]

[parodeity]

[ he's not gonna die from a one foot drop oh my god adrien? but dave relaxes when adrien grips his wrist and lets himself get dragged down. ]

Yeah, you got it. Did I hear a door locking or was that a figment of my imagination? Please be a figment of my imagination.

[monsieurchatastrophe]

If it is, it was a mass hallucination, because I heard it too. [...so... unlikely.] Last time this happened, it was a bug with Alice, right? Maybe it won't last long.

[parodeity]

Hope not. Guess at least the company isn't fuckin' terrible.

[ and i guess they just chit chat for like fifteen minutes in a dark locked room wtf. since this isn't the darkest timeline where they're dating or w/e!!!! thanks mods for this dedicated bro time. ]