WEEK 9

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the pygmalion. . . ONLINE CAPTAIN'S LOG: WEEK (9)

monday - thursday (21) survivors Sunday's trial was only mere hours ago, but you find yourself faced with a new week on The Pygmalion. When you awaken, you will find the ship restored to its previous state, all areas interfered with during the murder looking mostly the same as they did before. Along with this, it appears there are new areas opened on the ship. It seems you have more exploring to do. The robot in the cafeteria has prepared another breakfast of various foods. (OOC: Please submit your murder proposals by 9 PM EST Tuesday.) taken list profiles private conversations setting rulebook murder proposals ENTER COMMAND_

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[toprotecttheworld]

I knew you would. You're a little purr-dictable.

[She's evil, but she's hilarious. The perfect woman. She just smirks and hops up onto one of the display cases, making herself comfortable.]

Are you sure? We could always test it right now, since the one with the hardest head is standing right in front of me.

[monsieurchatastrophe]

Purr-dictable? You've gotta be kitten me. Those are fighting words, you know.

[he looks at the boomerang warily]

Pass. I've been the victim of enough slapstick and I'd rather keep my nine lives intact. Besides, if we're talking hard-headed, you're pretty up there yourself.

[toprotecttheworld]

Are the claws finally coming out?

[She ominously taps the boomerang against her opposite and open palm.]

That's a little unfair. Nine lives when we have only one? Think you could give a few to me?

[monsieurchatastrophe]

My claws are always out.

[he painstakingly frees one hand from his weapon pile to finger wave at her for emphasis]

Trust me, if I could share, I'd gladly do it. Unfurtunately it's kind of a cat only thing?

[toprotecttheworld]

Oh, are they? They're so small I couldn't see them.

[it's like a dick joke but it isn't?]

Well, that's just purrfect. Oh, well. I still don't think I need them. I'm not afurraid of anyone here.

[monsieurchatastrophe]

They're claws, not nails.

[but he seems amused at the not dick joke]

You're pretty set with Arbok, that's true. He's got enough poisonality to scare off anybody.

[get...it... please kill him]

[toprotecttheworld]

What's this now? Switching topics without giving me a heads up? Fangs-ks for nothing.

[She's willing to role with the punches here.]

You're right about that. Jason Todd is positively terrified of him. You heard it here first.

[monsieurchatastrophe]

I don't have to limit myself to just one subject when it comes to clawsome jokes.

[he shrugs, unapologetic... and then he laughs at "Jason Todd is terrified" because lbr he lives to drag jason]

He gets hissterical around him, huh? I'd have thought he'd be tough enough to only be rattled.

[hissterical is a two for one but rattled doesn't even work arbok isn't a rattlesnake adrien smh]

[toprotecttheworld]

It's true~! He throws an absolute hissy fit! He can't get near my precious Arbok at all.

[Arbok actually hates Jason, though, mostly because Jessie does. Did. Well, Jessie had to touch his underwear.]

But that's a tail for another day. Adrien Agreste! Why does this happen every time we talk?!

[monsieurchatastrophe]

[blinks]

Why does what happen? Jokes? I'm pretty sure those aren't a constant.

[toprotecttheworld]

The wordplay! This happened the last time we spoke, too!

[Outside of trials, at least.]

[monsieurchatastrophe]

[shrugs]

I like wordplay. It's fun.

[toprotecttheworld]

That's not the point! It's like you're not taking me seriously at all!

[It's all because of her secret!!! He doesn't consider her a threat anymore, this is the darkest timeline!]

[monsieurchatastrophe]

... Not taking you seriously for what?

[?????? ?? ?? ???? ???]

[toprotecttheworld]

For seriously evil things! It's like you've forgotten I'm the bad guy again!

[monsieurchatastrophe]

Well... you're a bad guy, sure, [he definitely doesn't sound like he believes it] but you said yourself you had standards. So I'm prioritizing. You've never heard of heroes and villains teaming up to defeat a greater evil?

[adrien watches too much anime]

[toprotecttheworld]

Adrien, that's never happened! No one would ever do that!

[What is this nonsense? She looks at him like he's crazy.]

[monsieurchatastrophe]

Isn't that exactly what your secret was about?

[... is that a better or worse guess than jessie being heroic]

[toprotecttheworld]

That situation was really complicated! It was...the end of the world! Lugia needed to make it back or the entire world would turn to ash! I can't steal ash! I just needed more things to steal!

[monsieurchatastrophe]

See? What did I say? Heroes and villains working together to defeat a bigger threat.

[is he being a shit on purpose? yes. absolutely.]

[toprotecttheworld]

That's not the same! I told you, I was just saving the world for evil reasons!

[monsieurchatastrophe]

I'm pretty sure that still counts as good and evil working together to defeat a bigger threat~

[you can't win jessie it's over... it's Over]