[ dregs are better than none ]

Damn straight. Like, bears always fuck up anything that messes with their cubs. And I'll do my best to be your bear, Dave.

[ decides that right now. she's gonna mom the shit out of u, child.

pauses. ] Actually, wait, I'm p sure a bear means something totes different? [ from her research of the yaois ] What about cougars-- nope, that's. Worse. [ god why are animals all sexual things now ]

Haha, anyway, you should tell me more about yourself, cub. All I know is about Dirk's Bro, and that's just legendary bs about beatin' up clowns and cool jpegy movies.