[ omg. dave didn't expect the affection so he like. pauses? but it isn't a bad pause, and he finds his shades and just kind of holds them in his hand for a second before...returning the half hug??? he guesses???? man his mom is so short and cute and friendly where the fuck did all of that friendliness go? ]

Nah, instead we're stuck on the set of a shitty sci-fi film which I'm not sure if that's better or not? If an alien comes out of your chest at any point in time I'm done, btw.