douchemag: (laugh)
Judar ([personal profile] douchemag) wrote in [community profile] cradleproject 2016-09-07 09:36 pm (UTC)

[Judar's expression is somwhere between irritated and confused at all of these shenanigans and being BULLIED INTO MARRIAGE AGAIN...and then goes surprised as the dulcet tones of Nicki Minaj plays before he finally gives up and just starts laughing.]

Shit, if our captain and Nicki Minaj approve of this, who the hell am I to say no? I'll even provide some mood lighting.

[He flicks a lazy salute at the ceiling where the camera probably is before summoning a ball of dark lightning to hover above them, which pulses in time to the boom boom da boom boom bass and lights up the room like a danceclub. Also has the handy side-effect of sending out bolts of lightning to fry approaching drones in time to the music.]

All right, let's get this party fucking started then! Dearly beloved and gross cockroach corpses, we are gathered here today to witness the union between Dave Strider and Yuno Gasai. [pause to blow a few drones out of the way with a gust of wind] Because what's more fucking romantic than getting married in the middle of a giant eyeball while splattered with the guts of a thousand fleshy bug things? Get your vows out now, don't care if you do it in rhyme or do it in rap but you better do it fast because we're probably all about to drive right into the fucking sun.

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