[ oh my god leave his shades alone? he kind of ineffectually bats at yuno's hands since dave has to put up at least a token protest to anyone removing his shades. at least he's not concerned she'll try to lick his eyeball or something like he's always been certain terezi would do...

terezi pyrope why do you do you... ]

I mean, yeah, sure. Decapitation is a thing I can do. But you know Rose and I can handle whatever the tears throw at us, right? Supposedly we're like a nearly unbeatable tactical combination or some shit like that.

[ dave. don't pretend like you don't pay attention when rose talks. ]

Also. I guess no one can tell Adrien I'm bff cheating on him.

[ he's gonna laugh at judar forever over this brb. but dave does. smile. ]

Also, the no-rings thing is false. I totally have custom-made Lalonde origami rings. ...Er, one ring. Whatever. You can have that? Mom gets bored easy.