WEEK 9 - Trial Day Two

[al2955]

the pygmalion. . . ONLINE CAPTAIN'S LOG: WEEK (9)

saturday TRIAL DAY ONE (19) survivors At 9 AM, a klaxon alarm begins blaring in every area of the ship. The alarm will continue to go off until everyone has gathered in the conference room. Should anyone be running late or avoiding the trial for whatever reason, a robot guide will appear wherever they are and gently but firmly escort them into the room. Once all the living players are present, the conference room doors will lock shut; anyone who wishes to leave for whatever reason will need to ask AL-2955 or one of the robots. Anyone leaving for non-investigative purposes, such as bathroom breaks, will be accompanied by a robot escort. The large round table in the center of the conference room has been set up to help the trial run as smoothly as possible. Three holographic screens hover above the center hollow of the table, visible from every angle. The first screen displays the pictures and profiles of the suspects and victim; the second displays the autopsy report; the third displays a blank word processor. Each of the chairs comes equipped with a virtual keyboard which can be used to type information directly into the third screen, such as theories and updated information; they can also be set into privacy mode, which will transfer whatever notes someone writes directly into their datapad instead of on screen. There's also a tablet function for those who wish to draw charts or pictures on screen. The keyboards will detect the DNA of whoever's using them and record who's typed what - simply press an area of text and the name of whoever wrote it will pop up. The area to the right of the table has been temporarily sectioned off with a glass partition and sliding door for hygienic issues. Inside, the victim's body has been laid out on a metal autopsy table, covered by a plastic sheet. Above it is a holographic screen that displays a close-up color photograph of the body when it was found. A hand sanitizer dispenser has been considerately attached to the wall nearby for anyone getting up close and personal to the body. To the left of the conference table is a display case. Any evidence found during the investigation will be carefully collected by the robots at some point the previous day and placed here before the trial starts. Beneath each piece of evidence is a small tablet where players can type up information, such as a short description or where it was found. There are also empty areas left over for any evidence that may be found during the trial. The shelf at the very bottom of the case has been reserved for an extra rulebook in case anyone needs it. Food will be served throughout the day by the robots, who will take individual orders whenever you're feeling hungry. The trial will end at 9:00 PM, at which point all players will have been expected to cast their vote.

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Comments

[antagonize]

[A family that jigsaws together, stays together. Which is exactly why Jason is dragging Roxy and Adrien along to help him put Machias's body in one piece. Or, uh, in a shape that resembles one piece.

He'll grab the head first, looking at it thoughtfully, and then...]

Question time. Do you think his dick managed to stay in one piece? I didn't see it floating around with the rest of the, y'know, corpse salsa.

[Time for Elizabeth to murder him.]

[baptizer]

[ WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY? ]

[muties]

[ yes good this is a good idea, a great idea. ]

... Were you specifically looking for dick in the corpse salsa? You realize there's a printer that prints dildos, right.

[ okay lets find the biggest pieces. which are clearly like the corner pieces of a puzzle. is there a giant dick, serious question. ]

[monsieurchatastrophe]

I should've listened to Elizabeth. [why dicks. why always dicks. he's also looking for the bigger pieces alongside Roxy. if they find both his arms at the same time will they make him high five? probably not. But yeah, arms and legs and torsos, this is the world's most macabre past time]

[al2955]

[what the fuck you guys

Anyway his dick is still there and intact!! Have fun with it. The other pieces are big enough that it won't be too hard to reassemble him.]

[antagonize]

[Look... This is the mpreg and dildo game. Is anyone surprised?

Anyway—]

Whup. I found Moby Dick. Guess that answers our question.

["Our", because Adrien is part of this mess, too. Jason will now take this seriously and start putting the body back together, though. Let's see if they find anything curious once they're done.]

[muties]

[ this entire game is going to hell in a fancy sportscar. ]

Nice.

[ nice dick or nice find, we just don't know. but yes this is a serious trio doing serious work. what will these industrious heroes find. ]

It's really a shame, he was kinda hot in a nerdy loud way. Now not so much.

[monsieurchatastrophe]

Can we ever have maybe one weekend before disrespecting the dead? Just one. That's all I ask. [THE WORST? Y'ALL ARE THE WORST!!! But yes once they have put all the pieces together ... including apparently the dick... to form a proper machias is there anything immediately apparent outside of how much of a waste of time thus exercise wise?]

[al2955]

[There's a lot of entrails and guts and whatnot that Machias will just have to make do without. Putting him back together will reveal that he's been blown apart at the neck, right shoulder, left elbow, lower torso, right thigh, and left knee. If he was previously injured in any of those areas, it's going to be impossible to tell due to the state the parts are in.

Aside from that, there doesn't seem to be any injuries on him that can't be explained from the explosion or shotgun shells besides the bruising on his back.]